OK...So, Spanish

I was having a writer's block (amazing, after having not written anything for a few weeks). So, this is basically a transcription of my part in the Spanish 3 play Arrugapieles (or Rumplestilzskin). I won't give any context, or type any of the other parts. Hopefully that will make it sort of funnier and/or more interesting to read. Also, my parts (yep, I have two. I am THAT GOOD) are Antonio, el amigo del molinero, and Carlos, el mejens wait...how do you spell that...where's my paper.....oh. Crap. I've left it at school, and unfortunately don't have it memorized yet. Wow, this has been and epic, massive fail. This is probably the most useless thing you've ever read, if you're still reading at this point. Sorry you've spent your time reading this utter piece of poo.